Kiss of Life

Page 27 & 28

"You didn't move, Tommy! He pointed the gun right at
me, and you didn't do anything!"
"I..."
"All you had...had to do was...move," she said; "it wouldn't
have hurt if he shot you. But you just stood there, and...and
Adam's dead! He's dead, Tommy!"
She looked at him, her eyes blurry with tears. He'd stopped
trying to talk, and he mask of concern had fallen away from his
face as he stood there.
Just stood there.
"He'd be alive if it wasn't for you, Tommy," she said; whispering
so all the gawkers wouldn't hear.
He'd be alive, she thought, and you and I would be together.

Page 377 (The really funny part)

"I can't belive...this," Popeye said. " I'm lucky...I
wasn't...shot."
"You were," Tak said. "In the...ass. Right cheek."
"Really?" Popeye said, running a hand down the seat of his
jeans. "Aw, hell!"